Was that a virtual tumbleweed that just blew by?

Those beer buster boys are a bunch of lazy, no-good-for-nothing bums. One is too busy lallygagging in the hot sun, while the other sharpens little pencils all day and dozes off hiding between books shelves. Meanwhile, there are dozens upon dozens of beer blogs littering the blog-o-sphere with half-witted commentary on bozo beverages. I'd write more, but I've got one Oranjeboom beer left in the fridge that needs my love and affection.

Since this is a beer blog, I suppose I should mention that Oranjeboom is a wonderfully tall 16oz can of light, high alcohol goodness that was going for $5.99 a six pack at Trader Joe's for a spell. Paco wishes he would have purchased Trader Joe's entire supply of Oranjeboom (which Paco affectionately pronounces "orange BOOM!"), but then I guess the expression "too much of a good thing" may apply to beer too. Other than Oranjeboom, Paco has been reduced to purchasing whatever is on sale, and has nearly given up on creative beer buying.

So, our one reader (and our biggest fan) needs to step up to the bar and make an effort to motivate that Erinn character into putting down his Cuban pork sandwich long enough to let us know what he's drinking while relaxing with sand between his toes. Hell, maybe he had a few unusual beers while skiing in Dubai that he can report on? If not, Paco is going to be forced to write a 1000 word dissertation on Bud Light. And as a smelly man dressed in jean overalls at the horse track once told me before throwing up into a half eaten bucket of pop corn, "never bet on Bud Light."